18, Washington State, my name is Dan but most people just call me Dan, I'M STRAIGHT, and I make music and work out, with blogging on the side. Snapchat: chewchewchrain
Pls follow/reblog my selfies.
But that was what I came here for.
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly
"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
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white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
Job 1: Draw 4 different turtles.
Job 2: Remember Job 1.
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
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Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
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reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
Check out this update the WWE app just sent to my phone. #Raw
is this martin freeman and benedict cumberbatch
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