18, Washington State, my name is Dan but most people just call me Dan, I'M STRAIGHT, and I make music and work out, with blogging on the side. Pls follow/reblog my selfies.

24th April 2014

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casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

casualmalexlfan:

the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.

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24th April 2014

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iamretrokid:

whatistumblrforeals:

FUCK

i’m so done

iamretrokid:

whatistumblrforeals:

FUCK

i’m so done

Tagged: q

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24th April 2014

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pokemonofficial:

pantomimepenguin:

kelcleo:

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

what

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24th April 2014

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24th April 2014

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4gifs:

You’re doing it wrong. [video]

4gifs:

You’re doing it wrong. [video]

24th April 2014

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24th April 2014

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peterfromtexas:

You have to let the fear go, Neo

peterfromtexas:

You have to let the fear go, Neo

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23rd April 2014

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cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

Source: cakejam

23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Source: genderthief

23rd April 2014

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  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude

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23rd April 2014

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23rd April 2014

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ndib:

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.


PSA

ndib:

vulcanchicks:

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.

PSA

Source: fuckyeahvalvesoftware

23rd April 2014

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ceasepool:

supersharpshooter1995:

my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met

nice

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23rd April 2014

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burgrs:

incredible

burgrs:

incredible

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