18, Washington State, my name is Dan but most people just call me Dan, I'M STRAIGHT, and I make music and work out, with blogging on the side. Snapchat: chewchewchrain

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23rd July 2014

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lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

Tagged: I love this

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23rd July 2014

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onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

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23rd July 2014

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macaronivevo:

finally

macaronivevo:

finally

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23rd July 2014

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flyentologist:

Feed

flyentologist:

Feed

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23rd July 2014

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exowave1:

adam sanslef

exowave1:

adam sanslef

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23rd July 2014

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*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell

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23rd July 2014

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beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

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23rd July 2014

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cheesoisuncool:

i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in

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23rd July 2014

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dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

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22nd July 2014

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mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

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22nd July 2014

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22nd July 2014

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

Tagged: q

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22nd July 2014

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someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

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22nd July 2014

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Tagged: q

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22nd July 2014

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indytaker:

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image

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