18, Washington State, my name is Dan but most people just call me Dan, I'M STRAIGHT, and I make music and work out, with blogging on the side. Snapchat: chewchewchrain
Pls follow/reblog my selfies.
//Black Dragon Kalameet.
"Even Anor Londo would not provoke his wrath".
Strange, Wonderful, and Beautiful organisms:
- Chromodoris Willani Blue (blue sea slug)
- Stemonitis fusca
- Sunda Colugo
- Christmas Tree Worm
- Panda Ant
But that was what I came here for.
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly
"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
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white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks
white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!
Job 1: Draw 4 different turtles.
Job 2: Remember Job 1.
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
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Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
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reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
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