18, Washington State, my name is Dan but most people just call me Dan, I'M STRAIGHT, and I make music and work out, with blogging on the side. Snapchat: chewchewchrain

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27th July 2014

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grimelords:

A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.

grimelords:

A woman who doesn’t work here anymore brought this weird smurf toy into work a couple of months ago and set it on top of the computer because apparently her kids wouldn’t stop fighting over it and I hate it every day. It sits up there taunting me with its apparent lack of spine or any normal smurf anatomy. Anyway I found out a few weeks ago her kids are about 15-17 and now I’m certain this is a highly cursed object.

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27th July 2014

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alegbra:

alegbra:

alegbra:

abc news broke their website and i cant stop laughing holy shit call 911

MAYBE MORE



the time has arrived

alegbra:

alegbra:

alegbra:

abc news broke their website and i cant stop laughing holy shit call 911

MAYBE MORE

the time has arrived

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27th July 2014

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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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lvysaur:

osamah:

lvysaur:

i could use a good laugh

haha

thanks

Tagged: q

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27th July 2014

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25th July 2014

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yodelingstops:

egberts:

notice: this year’s extreme yodeling competition has been postponed until further notice.

my time has come

25th July 2014

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bluntcrusher:

lets blow this joint

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AND FUCK SHIT UP

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25th July 2014

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katesmess:

nice

katesmess:

nice

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25th July 2014

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4gifs:

Self-control. via

4gifs:

Self-control. via

25th July 2014

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25th July 2014

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  • me: how do i look?
  • you: like a million bugs
  • me: thank you
  • me: wait. don't you mean bucks
  • you: no
  • me: nice nice

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25th July 2014

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laterinthecaveoflesbians:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?
morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.


i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

You mean to tell me this is the Great Canadian Novel?

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

notpulpcovers:

Canada, eh?

morebadbookcovers:

wordsofdiana:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

You guys don’t understand. Screw it being a bestseller, 50 Shades of Gray is a bestseller, this book won the Governor General’s Award. That’s the highest literary award in Canada. That’s the pulitzer prize of Canadian literature. Bear is a part of Canadian literary history.

HOLY MOLY.

i had to read this book in uni for my first year Canadian literature class. When we first heard of it we were like, “Oh the Bear’s a metaphor or some shit.” but then one kid read ahead, and was like, “Guys, no, she literally fucks the bear. She fucked a bear.” 

You mean to tell me this is the Great Canadian Novel?

Source: weirdbooksifind

25th July 2014

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mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants
unless you pee out of your foot

mozartmozart:

myfemalegaze:

going to the bathroom in those must be annoying

fucking how? they have a button and a zipper just like most other pants

unless you pee out of your foot

Source: vanillish