the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
i’m so done
*walks into kitchen at 2 am*
…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…
TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE
who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?
You’re doing it wrong. [video]
You have to let the fear go, Neo
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the description gets me everytime
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
If you haven’t played either of these games, do yourself a favor and get them hella cheap.
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my brother just came into my room so excited to show me these photos of a pigeon he met
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